Friends,

I will collect your RA #5 first thing tomorrow morning. If you are not in class on time, I will not accept it when you do show up. The main reason for this is that when people show up late, I have to repeat things, and repeating things is not cool.

Humbly Yours,

Sgt. Piekarski

P.S. We have three texts on the table, so give them thought before tomorrow morning's discussion: Gimme Shelter, Dear America: Letters Home From Vietnam, and Dispatches.